Fiction, how would this be the start of a story? I'm writing on some different subjects using this as a foundation.

It could be a text used by your main character, or something similar

Pay no attention to the bird behind the curtain!!
Trav is a SHE
http://www.musings-in-a-strange-land.blogspot.com/
I am a Wraith of Yore...fear me and my power of forgotten-thread blackmail

I guess, but that's not what I'm going for, sorry :(