Okay, so we've all heard a funny joke or at least received at least one funny forwarded email. As it would just so happen, I never delete any of my emails, so I have a good laugh on hand at any given moment. So I figured that there's no sense in having then just get dusty in my inbox while there is a world out there that sometimes just needs to lighten up.

So here's how it works. I post a funny joke, then you post a funny joke. You read, you post. Yes? Don't have a joke? Make one up. I laugh at lame jokes (it's my lame sense of humor that I have to thank for that). Still can't think of a joke? Okay, don't post; but at least enjoy ours. :)

Here goes nothing, right?

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A Blonde’s Password (Because even blondes like blonde jokes)

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password.

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyDeweyLouieDonaldGoofySacramento

When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.




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Signatures are annoying, I refuse to have one.

What's green and has wheels?


Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Oh! I have a pile of these...like Ciao I never delete any that people email me.
Here's one:


SAY A PRAYER
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother' s
house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
'Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer.' said his mother..
'I don't need to,' the boy replied.
'Of course, you do.' his mother insisted. 'We always say a prayer before
eating at our house.'
'That's at our house.' Johnny explained. 'But this is Grandma's house and
she knows how to cook!'

KIDS ARE QUICK
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher




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Signatures are annoying, I refuse to have one.

hey you want to hear a funny joke?............womens rights :P

so this guy walked into a bar, ouch right?

if a woman always wins an argument......... who wins in a lesbian argument?

You're not particularly funny, sorry. :P

I told him so, but he insisted. XD He saw me on and decided he had to log back in. Perhaps I shouldn't have reminded him of his log in information.

Ah, little brothers. XD

Well, FWIW, the answer to his last one is obviously "the cuter one." :D